Today I found out something that made me die a little bit inside. Apparently it wasn’t enough to sex up the new My Little Pony dolls, they had to go and “re-invent” Strawberry Shortcake.
Not only is the “new” Strawberry posing like she is itching to be in Playboy, they replaced her Calico Cat with a cellphone!!!!!! What???? I am shocked and appalled (but I will admit, I do like her new hat much better). They are also planning on launching new Care Bears that are thinner and have long luscious eyelashes. Dear me, I am glad I still have my original Gentleheart Lamb to cuddle with.
Read the full disturbing article (it includes the phrase “Goth version of Tweety bird”) here.
P.S. The cat stroller came today and it is AWESOME!